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So, I've had the opportunity to read some hilarious stories from the kids at school.

Here's one of the classics... Myself and a few other of my fellow pre-service teachers had a good chuckle about this one...

This guy is around the 14/15 year age bracket. The plot is fine. Grammatically, pretty bad. The tone is just hilarious. I get that it is supposed to be a serious one... But my mind saw it as a comedy.

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I think you'd find this hilarious @Stubborn Saber @TJMike @Ace of Spies

 

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This story has now been updated.

Have a good chuckle here.

Homeless Terrence

Terrence looked around the dark streets of Kingston in Jamaica hoping to find some sort of convenience store to buy alcohol. He desperately needed a drink to get rid of the thoughts that were messing with him. He thought about how his dad always beat him as a child and called him a pansy. He dropped out of school because he hated it, unable to do simple tasks like reading because of him getting hit over the head with a wooden sandal as a kid. Terrence still couldn’t read or write, leading him to today where he lives off of spare change and food people give to him; not his ideal way of living. As he continued walking, he saw a blue bird fly past, everywhere smelt like off cheese in the air.

As he walked down the cold street, he thought about mistakes he has made that cost him having a job. Terrence began doubting that his life could be any better, which made him tremble with feelings of uncertainty as tears ran down his face. When he rounded a corner, he saw the blue bird fly past again. Terry saw a spoiled child, a living symbol of what he never had, and will never have. He stared at the kid, noticing his expensive and popular clothing, as he was sporting Supreme and Gucci. The child frowned and looked away but saw him staring so he violently spit on poor Terrence and called him a peasant.

The kids mum was mortified and smacked him with all her strength, and he got terribly upset by his mums’ atrocious actions, Terrance got scared because of PTSD. The kid decided to take it out on Terrence so he kicked him as hard as he can in both shins ouch. Terrence’s lightning fast abused as a child reflexes worked their magic and caused him to left hook the little child, he scares himself with how powerful it was and he dashed into the wind. While the kid is KO’d on the floor the mum calls the police. He’s on the run from the coppers. Oh no.  Terrence had been caught lacking heavy by the police officers from the big blue police station down the long, dark, cold road that is cold. When he was hiding behind a big, green dumpster it smelled like rotted Indian curry. He gets seen by the police officers from the vibrant big modern police station. He is very much absolutely devastated that the police officers from the big red and blue, very multicultural, intellectually diverse police station disturbed his peace time.

He had gotten locked up in the pen for aggravated assault towards a minor and tax evasion. He had seen some very, very naughty stuffs happening in his time in the prison life, especially in the showers. Things he wishes he had never laid eyes upon. Terrence was scared for his whole entire little life because he did not want these very awful, foul, horrendous, ungodly acts of violence to be attempted on to him. Terrence carefully planned his epic escape from the disgusting hell trap of a prison. He viciously slide tackles a guard and grabbed the big fella’s m4 and shot the guard that just started working on that day. Terrence began sprinting towards the doors at 50 mph, effortlessly dodging all the objects flying towards him, when Terrence got to the front, he opened the gate setting everyone free.

After his great escape he had received a phone call from his Indian dad, he says “ਤੁਸੀਂ ਖ਼ਬਰਾਂ 'ਤੇ ਹੋ” and then Terrence replied with “bomboclaat I don’t care suck your mum” and hung up and continued his escape from the police by cutting through gardens and car parks. He soon found out how easy running from Jamaican police is. He thought to himself about what he would do once he has escaped the cops. While he is thinking, he sees the exact same blue bird from before. He follows it and after a few minutes of walking, he watched it fly into a house and a cat chased it out. The cat ate the blue bird, and miraculously Terrence felt very different, he wasn’t sad anymore. He was cured of the big sad.

He got a job at KFC and lived happily ever after.

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On 5/14/2021 at 7:58 PM, AquilaTempestas said:

This story has now been updated.

Have a good chuckle here.

Homeless Terrence

Terrence looked around the dark streets of Kingston in Jamaica hoping to find some sort of convenience store to buy alcohol. He desperately needed a drink to get rid of the thoughts that were messing with him. He thought about how his dad always beat him as a child and called him a pansy. He dropped out of school because he hated it, unable to do simple tasks like reading because of him getting hit over the head with a wooden sandal as a kid. Terrence still couldn’t read or write, leading him to today where he lives off of spare change and food people give to him; not his ideal way of living. As he continued walking, he saw a blue bird fly past, everywhere smelt like off cheese in the air.

As he walked down the cold street, he thought about mistakes he has made that cost him having a job. Terrence began doubting that his life could be any better, which made him tremble with feelings of uncertainty as tears ran down his face. When he rounded a corner, he saw the blue bird fly past again. Terry saw a spoiled child, a living symbol of what he never had, and will never have. He stared at the kid, noticing his expensive and popular clothing, as he was sporting Supreme and Gucci. The child frowned and looked away but saw him staring so he violently spit on poor Terrence and called him a peasant.

The kids mum was mortified and smacked him with all her strength, and he got terribly upset by his mums’ atrocious actions, Terrance got scared because of PTSD. The kid decided to take it out on Terrence so he kicked him as hard as he can in both shins ouch. Terrence’s lightning fast abused as a child reflexes worked their magic and caused him to left hook the little child, he scares himself with how powerful it was and he dashed into the wind. While the kid is KO’d on the floor the mum calls the police. He’s on the run from the coppers. Oh no.  Terrence had been caught lacking heavy by the police officers from the big blue police station down the long, dark, cold road that is cold. When he was hiding behind a big, green dumpster it smelled like rotted Indian curry. He gets seen by the police officers from the vibrant big modern police station. He is very much absolutely devastated that the police officers from the big red and blue, very multicultural, intellectually diverse police station disturbed his peace time.

He had gotten locked up in the pen for aggravated assault towards a minor and tax evasion. He had seen some very, very naughty stuffs happening in his time in the prison life, especially in the showers. Things he wishes he had never laid eyes upon. Terrence was scared for his whole entire little life because he did not want these very awful, foul, horrendous, ungodly acts of violence to be attempted on to him. Terrence carefully planned his epic escape from the disgusting hell trap of a prison. He viciously slide tackles a guard and grabbed the big fella’s m4 and shot the guard that just started working on that day. Terrence began sprinting towards the doors at 50 mph, effortlessly dodging all the objects flying towards him, when Terrence got to the front, he opened the gate setting everyone free.

After his great escape he had received a phone call from his Indian dad, he says “ਤੁਸੀਂ ਖ਼ਬਰਾਂ 'ਤੇ ਹੋ” and then Terrence replied with “bomboclaat I don’t care suck your mum” and hung up and continued his escape from the police by cutting through gardens and car parks. He soon found out how easy running from Jamaican police is. He thought to himself about what he would do once he has escaped the cops. While he is thinking, he sees the exact same blue bird from before. He follows it and after a few minutes of walking, he watched it fly into a house and a cat chased it out. The cat ate the blue bird, and miraculously Terrence felt very different, he wasn’t sad anymore. He was cured of the big sad.

He got a job at KFC and lived happily ever after.

Dunno what you mean this is a literal masterpiece 

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